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ice·wench n. 1. Term of endearment for a hopelessly attractive and eminently cold-hearted woman of that moose-infested northern country. Note: some scholars believe that an icewench was the subject of Billy Joel's 1977 song "Always a Woman." pl. icewenches

Ice·wench n. 1. An officially designated icewench, with serial number. 2. Honorific for an Icewench, as a prefix to serial number or given name, e.g., "Icewench 1" or "Icewench Monique." pl. Icewenchen

By the 2002 Addendum to the Geneva Convention, icewenches are compelled to prominently display the above internationally-recognized warning symbol.

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